You’re in a windswept, dockside vehicle compound. There’s a gale blowing and it’s pouring with rain. You’re 10 feet from the ground, squeezing out of a brand-new Mercedes onto a narrow walkway. One wrong move and you’ll fall. People do.
Welcome to Mick Crump’s world. He’s a car transporter driver and says loading at a windswept docks is a nightmare. “You can be blown straight over the side,” he says. “But it’s not just docks. You get some drivers who arrive at a delivery only to find they’re missing a car because it fell off, or drivers who put something heavy like a Range Rover on the back and the whole rig starts swinging like a demolition ball.”
Last November, a transporter carrying 12 cars overturned on a roundabout in Skipton; in September, a car fell off a transporter on the M6; on the M60, in 2016, a transporter shed its load of supercars.

Clearly, the life of a transporter driver is not for the inexperienced – which is why my suggestion that I load Mick’s brand-new £250,000 12-car transporter is kicked into the long grass.
“Health and safety,” chorus the three sisters who own it, one of 50 transporters operated by the family firm, Quinns Car Transport, that Mick drives for. In other words: ‘You’ll mangle the cars, damage our new truck and break your neck.’
After tottering up the 18.75-metre rising deck of the transporter, an Odyssey built by Transporter Engineering and pulled by a Volvo FM450, I admit they have a point.

Mick makes loading a car look easy. I watch as he rises out of the car’s driving seat and leans out of the window, the better to check he’s tracking straight and at the right distance from the truck’s edges as he drives up the deck to the ‘peak ramp’ above the transporter cab.




