The weird, weird world of forgotten car accessories

Lake & Elliott hydraulic jack

Jacking up a car can be quite stressful, but not with the help of Lake & Elliott, which has the perfect tool to make your life that much easier.

Sparkrite computer

By the 1980s you didn't need a Bowmonk Dynometer – instead you could buy the latest digital trip computer. Nowadays you don't need a Sparkrite Voyager of course – all of its capabilities are built into the most basic of city cars.

Regency seat covers

If you needed a hose-down interior in your Wolseley it wasn't a problem thanks to Regency. Just fit a set of its seat covers and the muckiest kids or pets were no problem…

Drok lubricator

The idea of buying a car that needed an aftermarket accessory to protect its engine seems like utter madness nowadays, but it wasn't always like that…

Mini accessories

In the 1960s an entire industry sprang up to cater for Mini owners. One of the biggest accessories brands was Cosmic, which offered an array of delights for the wondrous small car from BMC, including rear-wheel spats and a grille that appeared to stop air-flow into the engine bay.

Granville Petro Patch

Whether your battery, gearbox, fuel tank or roof is leaking, it seemed that the answer was to bodge it with a Granville Petro Patch. We're seriously intrigued that a Petro Patch can fix a problematic crankcase…

Radiator blind

In an age of climate control, heated seats and steering wheels plus electrified windscreens, the idea of fitting a radiator cover to speed up the rate at which your engine gets up to temperature must seem like madness. But it used to be a thing – and a common one at that.

Li-Lo canoe

It's the accessory that every motorist needs – an inflatable canoe that you can carry in the boot in case you need to traverse a river at any time. This advert is from 1960, and if you buy the full kit at £25, that works out at £565 in today's money, so this wasn't a cheap accessory.

Elpico radio

We've got used to touch-screen displays, Bluetooth and streamed music all fitted as standard, but more than half a century ago most cars didn't even come with a radio. Instead you had to buy an aftermarket unit, such as this 2-watt Elpico unit that at today's prices would set you back £350. 

Rear seat extension

No wonder so many people died on our roads in the 1960s. Vehicle tyres and lighting were rubbish, nobody wore a seatbelt, and drink-driving was legal until 1967. You could also buy items such as this rear seat extension to allow your kids to sleep unrestrained on the move. The road safety lobby would be apoplectic at adverts like this now...

Cooper sleeping conversion

Presumably designed for use only when parked up rather than when on the move, the Cooper sleeping conversion allowed you to convert your family car's interior into a luxurious bed for the night, to save on accommodation.

Philips shaver

We suspect the Advertising Standards Authority might have something to say about this one. The very idea of promoting shaving while you drive in our 21st century safety-conscious society shows just how much the world has changed in the past half a century.

Baronet wheel glove

Don't waste your cash on one of those expensive heated steering wheels when you spec up your new Range Rover. Instead, invest in one of these tasty-looking wheel covers; we'll take the ocelot finish please, just because it's a word you don't hear nearly often enough.

Redi-Spare puncture repair kit

There really is nothing new under the sun. Now fitted as standard to most new cars, the idea of a puncture repair kit and a canister of gas goes right the way back to the early 1960s. Of course this BMC Farina would have had a spare wheel anyway, we hope.

Rootes replacement engine

Could you imagine a car maker promoting the need for a new powerplant in one of its cars? Such a lack of confidence would set alarm bells ringing, but engines weren't expect to last very long in the fifties and sixties, which is why manufacturers offered their own exchange engines.

Autoflex car fan

Air conditioning is complicated and can be costly to spec on your new car if you're buying at the bottom of the price lists. But that's no problem with an Autoflex car fan, to help you keep your cool. Give the Pool Clock Co. a call and they might still have some in stock – although at current prices this equates to around £120.

Thunderbolt window deflector

Apparently a Thunderbolt will give you "greater comfort and protection", but we're not sure what from. While we wouldn't call the Thunderbolt beautiful, we do love it just for its over-dramatic name.

Dover steering wheel

You can keep your fancy airbags, leather rims and heating elements – the next time we spec one of our long-termers we're going to ask for a Dover safety spring arm steering wheel. You know it makes sense.

Felt safety cap

We love the fact that there was an organisation called the British Hat and Allied Feltmakers Research Association; it doesn't seem to exist any more, but there is still the Worshipful Company of Feltmakers of London. We're also intrigued that a felt cap can protect you from head injuries; presumably it's got an armoured lining.

Horvell wheel trims

In the days before alloy wheels, keen motorists who wanted to make their car stand out from the crowd invested in some racy wheel trims. And what better than some chrome-plated trims from Horvell?

Coleshill Engineering trailer

We're not sure we'd want to pull one of these lightweight single-wheel trailers at 70mph when empty, never mind when it's loaded up with suitcases. That one wheel looks about the size of the ones on a supermarket trolley…

Silverstone coat

It's not a coat Jim... it's a coat for motorists, from Thrussells Silverstone no less. Regrettably, 'The man's shop of the Midlands' seems to be no more.

Safety-Face photoframe

The perfect idea to stop people driving recklessly – pin a picture of their loved one to their dashboard. Nowadays you can just use Facetime to watch your loved one in real time, though not while driving along, please. So much simpler…

K-L Ventilor

Even into the 1960s a lot of cheaper cars didn't come with a heater, so it was left to motorists to buy an aftermarket unit and fit that instead. The Ventilor was electrically operated so as a heater it was probably fairly effective – but in hot weather we suspect it didn't ventilate the cabin too well.

Hitachi air purifier

In the 1980s things had progressed beyond mere heating and cooling, with Hitachi offering this wonderful gadget – an air purifier for your car's cabin. We wonder how many were sold.

Polco defroster

Presumably the Polco defroster gun doubles as a hair drier. Just plug it into your car's cigarette lighter, press go and a continuous supply of hot air is generated. We rather like the idea of this one – maybe it's time to revive the defroster gun?

Limpet tent

There's stylish then there's the Limpet tent from Alexander Brothers. This doesn't appear to have been designed as such; instead it was created from some offcuts of fabric which were then wrapped around the back end of a Morris Minor. And all for the princely sum of around £475 at today's prices.

Imperial Venetian blind

And you thought climate control was a modern invention… If Venetian blinds were good enough for your lounge at home it was good enough for keeping your Triumph Herald's interior cool.

Superb Tool Icetec

We take dash-mounted thermometers for granted now, but it didn't used to be like that. Instead, drivers had to invest in a separate external temperature gauge like this one – made by the Superb Tool & Gauge Company no less. So it must have been good.

Clearvue demister

It wasn't until well into the 1970s that heated rear windows became common; up to that point they weren't even available as an option on many mainstream family cars. But before heating elements motorists had to settle for one of these – a stick-on pad that didn't mist up, so you could see what was going on behind you.

Desmo roof rack

Roof boxes are still popular but in the fifties, sixties and seventies motorists had roof racks instead. Guaranteed to create excruciating wind noise at cruising speeds, you had to tie your luggage to the frame and hope that it didn't end up all over the three lanes of the M1 as you went away for your holidays.

Alpine hat

The fact that there used to be a Hatters' Information Centre pleases us no end. We also love the fact that you used to be able to buy an Alpine hat in "a great variety of gay mixture colours". Time for a revival?

Glanfield Lawrence trailer

Not too dissimilar from the single-wheel trailer seen earlier, this one is an older model that looks just as basic and just as frightening to use. Having said that, the car towing it is probably incapable of going faster than about 40mph, so there's probably a limit to how much carnage it can cause.

Snowflake anti-freeze

In the fifties and sixties, if ever a company needed to spell out the simplicity of its products it was always a woman who figured. Here, Shell and BP have joined forces to patronise women drivers of the time. We bet they were so very grateful…

Eltron kettle